Sunday, January 5, 2014

It's time for the IT IS HIGH A-Rod Ban Prediction Pool

Any day now, any way now, A-Rod shall be news-released.

So, let's see who's most in tune with the cosmic biorhythms of professional arbiter Fred Horowitz by putting in your prediction on the outcome. As a tie breaker, list the exact moment when the ruling comes down.

The winner will receive two (2) Fake Fact Coins, which can be played during any future IT IS HIGH debates. With these golden token, you can win any fight over Ichiro or Vernon Wells - or even Cito Culver - by laying down a false fact, which nobody can challenge. (Example: "The fact is, Wells hit 35 home runs for the Yankees last year, and most of them came after the seventh inning.")  

Post your predictions in the comments section. We need:

a) Precise number of games (if any) A-Rod will be banned, and

b) The exact time (E.S.T.) it will be announced. (This is the official statement, not a leak.)

The House Bet:
 
65 game suspension. 
Friday, Jan. 10. at noon.


Yep. I'm figuring Freddy chops Bagman Bud's suspension by a whopping two thirds, though leaving it still higher than the regular 50-game blast for first-timers. This will piss off A-Rod, but he'll probably just sit it out and get it done, rather than stretch out the process with another fight - and possibly miss leading the Yankees in the playoffs and World Series. (That's a joke.)

Final tie-breaker:

Who signs Tanaka?

House Bet: The Dodgers.

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