The Redsocks are the Greatest Team of All-Time

BREAKING _ The mothers of New York Yankee players are demanding that the team cancel its four-game series against the Boston Redsocks, fearing their children will be hurt by the gigantic - (but MLB- certified drug-free!) - hulks from Dominica/New England.

"I don't want to see my son get run over by that monstrous Papi brute," Derek Jeter's mother told YES. "We are driving to the Stadium, and we are going to empty Derek's locker and bring him home. This is getting dangerous. The Yankees cannot beat a team that hits eight home runs a game. They will only get hurt."