If we scrap the beard ban, the terrorists won

It's old and it's outmoded, and the Redsocks made us look like clean-shaven chumps.

But we cannot give in. Not now.

Someday, after we win a World Series, we can end the archaic ban on facial hair.

But now, more than ever, we must not bend.

So Brian Wilson and David Price reject us? Them's fightin' words.